
This tee speaks for the introvert who’d rather watch the room than run the room. Soft, lightweight cotton sits comfortably against the skin while a deadpan “Please Don’t Make Me Small Talk” print catches the eye and shuts down awkward conversations before they start. Wear it on slow mornings at the coffee shop, at low-key hangouts, parties where you prefer to be left alone, or layered under a cardigan for a quiet evening in. It reads like a private joke to fellow wallflowers and a clear signal to strangers - gentle, honest, and a little bit funny. The slim retail cut and crew neck keep the look clean and easy to pair with jeans, joggers, or a cozy jacket when the night calls for calm.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz/yd²) - breathable and easy to layer
- Retail fit with crew neckline and side seams for shape retention and a neat silhouette
- Ribbed knit collar, shoulder tape, and tear-away label for comfort and durability
- Printed text uses crisp DTF (or DTG with select providers) for detailed, vibrant sleeve and label prints
- REACH certified; ethically manufactured (Bella+Canvas, Fair Labor Association and Platinum WRAP standards)
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
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Please see the product images for sizing guides. For metric measurements, please see the table below.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
With side seams
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment's shape longer and give it structural support
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Sleeve Printing Techniques
Most providers fulfill their sleeve prints using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) method, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. TextilDruck and Fulfill Engine use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their sleeves, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Neck Label Printing Techniques
Most providers print their labels using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, TextilDruck and Stoked on Printing use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their labels, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
REACH Certified
Country of origin
Blank product sourced from Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat; Do not dryclean.
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